Today's Hoot!

From Jay Leno:

Al-Qaida released another video tape from their No. 2 man. This one had a
shocking revelation: "The great Satan will soon taste unspeakable suffering from
our hands . . . Oh, and by the way, I am the father of Anna Nicole’s baby.”

Osama would have jumped in too, but he's taking an Afghanistan dirt nap and, of course, he was a well known goat botherer.