What's better than some cute Czech girls performing "Cotton Eyed Joe"?

Yeah, I know. The ladies are fetching, but the rendition leaves a bit to be desired and the instruments are electronic.

Well, how about a "Swedish techno/folk/bluegrass band"? 

OMG, where's the Holy Water and the crucifix?

Here's a more traditional version:

Fine fiddlin', but the vocals need a lot of work.

Now for vocals check out Amber Hayes (sorry only one size):


And for the traditionalists, nothing beats Bill Monroe: