Hey Lars, let's give the clown the Nobel Peace Prize!
Gosh Sven, that'll be even funnier than Arafat!
The Seinfeld Award: Obama Should Turn the Prize Down, But He Won't
This is so embarrassing. It highlights Mr. A-'s odd propensity to be given grades, degrees, book deals, law review editorships, presidencies, and now Nobel Prizes based on doing nothing.
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The Nobel committee has not done Obama any favors here. This is going to make him more of a joke.
Under such circumstances, he should decline the award and state he wants to win it after he's, I don't know, healed the earth and lowered the oceans, as promised. The Nobel committee will be just itching to give him three or four more of these anyway.
But he's a malignant narcissist and so he won't. The most he can bring himself to do is accept the award on behalf of those wise enough and filled with enough hope and change to vote for him -- sharing the award with those virtuous enough to vote him another beauty pageant prize.
Good God. Laughingstock.
Heck, maybe next year the Eurotards will give Hussein another Nobel for literature. Or maybe not.
