Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Michelle berates Barack over jailbait booty browsing

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Barack Obama was caught by a photographer checking an underage girl's derriere at some festivities surrounding the Rome G8 conference earlier this month and now we get word on the inevitable repercussions - MICHELLE TEARS BAM A NEW ONE:

First Lady Michelle Obama ripped into her husband Barack after he and French Prez Nicolas Sarkozy were caught gawking at the behind of a pretty 17-year-old at the G8 Summit in Italy, The ENQUIRER has learned.

The "Tail-gate" episode made Obama and Sarkozy the "butt" of jokes across the world as the photo spread like wildfire over the Internet. But it was no laughing matter at home, according to friends of Michelle.

"After she saw the picture, she exploded at Barack behind closed doors and snapped, 'See, all the hard work you've done - and this is what they're going to remember this trip by. Who do you think you are - Bill Clinton?'" revealed a source.

"Michelle really let him have it. All Barack could do was try to get out of earshot. She verbally berated him for several minutes."

Er, what hard work did Barry actually do on the Rome trip other ride in Air Force One with Michelle and his mother-in-law? More fun:

Top body-language expert Patti Wood, author of Success Signals, told us: "President Obama was displaying a 'full gesture cluster,' which means that every major body part has some signal that shows his attraction to her rear end.

Woohoo - I never heard it called a full gesture cluster before!