Thursday, June 11, 2009

Obama to send terrorists on tropical island vacations

I wish I was a Guantanamo inmate:

But whoa! Who wants to spend the rest of their lives in Asskicker, Missouri, or Boredom, Illinois, when you can open a dive school in Palau?

Yesterday it emerged that 17 Chinese muslims were being sent to the Pacific islands, somewhat near the Philippines. Palau was until the 1990s tied to the United States, and the latest move had absolutely nothing to do with the renegotiation of a $200 million US assistance package.

Now it turns out that another load of inmates are being sent for "resettlement" to Bermuda. There they can also open a dive shop, play golf, eat rum cake and get stuck into the sherry pepper sauce, possibly the greatest cooking ingredient known to man or woman. Goodness knows what the Bermudans are currently negotiating with the administration.

You have to hand it to Obama, not too many folks would have figured out such a clever plan for what to do with terrorists.