Now I understand why Lance Armstrong ditched her. I wouldn't go near that coochie either. I'm trying to remember if I shook her hand when I met her. I'm pretty sure I did. Oh God. I just threw up in my mouth.
Monday, April 23, 2007
Today's Hoot!
The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs comments on Sheryl Crow's "one sheet wipe" in Look, there's hardly any on my hand!
