Today's Hoot!

From David Letterman's Top 10 Messages Left on Fidel Castro’s Answering Machine:

10. "Yo, it’s Raul . . . Where’s the key to the humidor?”
9. "It’s Blockbuster. Please return ‘Girls of the Revolution Gone Wild.’”
8. "Which fatigues would you like to be buried in, the olive green ones or the slightly darker olive green ones?"
7. "It’s Kim Jong Il. When you die, can I have your PlayStation?”

And the biggies:

2. "It’s Saddam Hussein — see you in hell!”
1. "Wow! Congratulations on having Cuba’s only answering machine!”