Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Today's Weird News

Jax busts a move – to rap:
Cash it in, 50 Cent. Shrivel up, Slim Shady. Michael Jackson may be ready to rap.

Having once anointed himself the King of Pop, the singer now wants to reinvent himself as a booty-chasing hip-hopper, we hear.

The move toward a harder-edged sound is said to be part of a plan to put his child-molestation trial behind him. "Soon you will see him surrounded by all kinds of beautiful women," says "Alien Rock" author Michael Luckman, who's tapped into the Jackson camp.
Must maintain composure. Must ... Oh heck ... Bwahahaha! But wait, there's more:
Andre Van Pier thinks he has just the outfit for a Vegas show Jackson is said to be hatching.

Van Pier, who created costumes for several Jackson videos, envisions the Gloved One as a "Space Warrior," complete with Roman legion helmet and illuminated white leather jumpsuit.

"I want to transform Michael [into] a man with power on a level that we've never seen before," says Van Pier.
Forget about the power, just try for the "man" part.
So why can't we stop thinking of Bugs Bunny's little alien antagonist, Marvin?
Marvin the Martian has just been insulted.