Friday, September 09, 2005

"Is that a banana in your pocket, Sandy?"

Berger to Pay Fine from Sales of New Book:
"Your Honor, to complete my blockbuster book I need to do some academic research at the Bureau of Engraving and Printing," Mr. Berger said. "If I could just have a few hours of unmonitored study there, where they print U.S. currency, I'd be in a better position to pay my debt to society."