To: All military and civilian tsunami relief personnel
Subject: Proper method to "Go Blue"
I know you have all been rather busy delivering relief supplies and helping the sick and injured, but the recently arrived United Nations "coordinator" has requested that we "go blue". That is, we should wear United Nations uniforms and insignia.
However, since the coordinator has not been able to displace any food and medicine shipments yet in order to provide the requisite uniforms, he has provided a large quantity of UN logo stickers that he apparently had with him on his Lear jet. These should be applied prominently in the prescribed manner shown in the illustration attached for your guidance.
Please be sure to show them to United Nations Secretary General Kofi Annan if visits your area on his grand coordination tour later in the month.
How to "Go Blue" correctly!
