Today's Hoot!

Casual Staffers Told To Spruce Up. My favorite part:

The staff at G.S. Schwartz & Co., a New York investor and public relations firm, also received a recent e-mail memo asking them to bump up their apparel choices "at least one more notch."

"For example," the memo read, "we would prefer that properly fitting sweaters be worn with a collared shirt underneath. Certainly, khakis should be neat and clean ..."

"Shaving regularly also is a good idea," the memo suggested, "for either sex."

Indeed.