Thursday, March 20, 2003

Better get a new double!
Reuters amuses with Saddam Curses U.S.-Led Attackers. Hmm, let's see if he mentions our moustaches:
President Saddam Hussein was quoted on Friday as cursing U.S.-led attackers and saying God would help Iraq stand firm against an invasion launched overnight from Kuwait.

"May you be cursed and may your actions fail," an Iraqi state television announcer said, reading from a statement he said was written by Saddam.
Ye doggies!
"We have found what God promised us and what he promised the believers...the ability to hold steadfast and resist in defense of justice and what is right."

"So have you and your loser friends found what your devil has promised you?"
"Loser friends"? No word on whether he also said "Gag me with a spoon."