Sunday, August 11, 2013

Illegal Alien? No problem, just say the magic words and welcome to the USA!

SAN DIEGO - A loophole is allowing hundreds of immigrants across the Mexico border in to the United States.

Immigrants are being taught to use "key words and phrases" to be allowed to enter and stay in the country.

Just this past Monday, Border Patrol agents say about 200 people came through the Otay Crossing claiming a quote: "credible fear" of the drug cartels.

So many were doing this that they had to close down the processing center and move the overflow by vans to another station.

Hey, a bogus asylum request worked for Obama favorite Aunt Zeituni, it's about time the unconnected illegals aliens gave it a try.

Of course, the Obama crowd loves magic words for illegal aliens (via 19 Illegal Immigration Facts You'll Never Read in Legacy Media):

#3 The Obama administration has distributed flyers that tell illegal immigrants that their immigration status will not be checked when they apply for food stamps.

#10 The federal government actually has a website that teaches immigrants how to sign up for welfare programs once they arrive in the United States.

I must have missed the shortage of poor people in this country, but Obama has the Federal government on the case and soon we'll just have plenty of them!