It has been brought to our attention that we have failed to cast our usual withering scorn on the news that Reuters has assigned a full-time reporter to Second Life, the alternative universe in which people can live out their dreams of being a furry penis.
Or something like that. Perhaps we misunderstood.
We do like to keep you happy, and as you know would ordinarily leap upon something like this and tear small strips from it with our vulturey beaks.
But, gentle readers, some things are beyond parody.
Heck, it probably beats the usual al-Reuters gig of being embedded with Islamic terrorists.
