Sunday, January 16, 2005

They hear the gravy train heading towards the station!


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Hillary's in
You don't have to take it from us about Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton 's desire to run for president. Her brothers, Hugh and Tony Rodham, say it's true. Friends tell us that the two are cheering Sis on and say she's making all the moves to get ready for the race--presuming she is re-elected by New Yorkers in 2006.
Did you know the boys went with Hill and Bill on their honeymoon? Hopefully they had separate rooms!

Speaking of which, check out what Her Heinous has been up to lately - Hillary: Just say condom!

Hillary is steamed. There's not enough condom talk in the White House to suit her. Or maybe she just wants her own catchphrase a-la-Nancy Reagan. Whatever the case she's speaking out and is forming a startling new advocacy ... for condoms.
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Yep, in Clinton Country, "Condoms are King."

Ole Bubba could have avoided a heap of trouble if he had just followed the little lady's advice!
Hence Hillary Clinton's recent comments to the gay advocacy magazine The Advocate:
Although the Bush administration officially supports the "ABC" HIV prevention model - abstinence, be faithful, use condoms - Clinton says far too much emphasis is placed on abstinence rather than on condom use. "ABC is a good strategy, but it has three parts to it, and we need to remind the administration of that," Clinton said at an awards dinner for the International Women's Health Coalition in New York City. "There are so many strategies that we know work, and we are not yet fully committed in our government to implementing those strategies."
Sounds like some "behavior modification" is required. How about a photo-op?
More than one set of parents in every school district in America was startled by the words, "Mom, Dad, you'll never guess what we did with a banana in class today ..."
Er, maybe not. She better just hang out with Shaft, Stretch, and Dick.