Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Headline Writers Attack!

Top billing has to go to "Hand Pulls Groin" which features this gem:
"I didn't know big guys had groins," he told Newsday. "I'm finding out today that I actually have one."
The FReepers are having predictable fun here.

Speaking of predictable, how about "Snow White Fired for Posing Nude"? Then there's the intriquing "MAHER: EX IS NAKED LIAR" describing Bill's attempt to avoid excessive pay for play. And for greatest unrealized potential what can beat "HILLARY'S BIG NAVAL INSPECTION"?