Saturday, September 18, 2004

Yet another goofy "sports" photo-op

It's not like Lurch doesn't have any advisors for his campaign:
Across the wine-dark sea they come, honing Kerry's message. They come from Harvard, K Street and the studios of CNN. "Once more into the breach!" they cry, as they join the conference call of thousands.

Look at them, these great, unhuddled masses, yearning to wear White House badges. They are consultants, flacks, spinners, strategists, Knights of the Palm lunch table. And yet they come as one, from all corners of the Democratic world, to figure out what John Kerry, age 60, should believe and say.
So who in the horde is responsible for these goofy sports photo-ops? The camera doesn't love Lurch and they're inevitably a source of japery.

Wilson! You're back!
(Hat tip: FR. Pop culture reference here and more humorously, here)

But I'm not complaining. I'm sure the best is yet to come!

Ooooo! What an athlete!
(Hat tip: FR)