Thursday, September 09, 2004

Rah! Rah! Zis Boom Bah!

It sure is great that perky Katie and the Today Show gang couldn't find time to cover the personal testimony of over 250 decorated veterans who served with John Kerry, but they can devote three days to skanky Kitty Kelley's secondhand trashtalking about the Bush family. I've always admired Kitty's vivid imagination:
Mr. Gillespie said the description of Mr. Bush's using drugs at Camp David was "as credible as her story that then-Governor and Nancy Reagan smoked marijuana with Jack Benny and George and Gracie Burns."
"Good sh*t, eh, Gracie!"

But it's good to know that Katie isn't a "Bush toady":
Scandal impresario Kitty Kelley is suggesting that CNN's Larry King won't let her on his show to promote her upcoming book, "The Family: The Real Story of the Bush Dynasty," because he's a toady of the Bush family.
I'm just glad Kitty's got a gig that matches her talents. And I'm sure it pays better than an act with a donkey in Tijuana.

(Hat tip for the Katie snap: The Essential Katie Couric Photo Gallery)