Wednesday, April 07, 2004

Today's Hoot!

Lurch on the campaign trail:
Sen. Kerry (D-Mass.), meanwhile, campaigned in Ohio. He has repeatedly claimed he'll create 10 million new jobs if elected, and yesterday, his campaign said 417,000 of those jobs would be in Ohio.
It's like a perverse freak show. Wait a sec and he'll pull something new and amazing out of his butt.
Protesters clapping together rubber beach sandals called flip-flops, met Kerry and he scolded them, saying, "Obviously, some young Republicans are proving that they're very rude and they have no manners. They don't want to hear the truth."
Bwahaha! They certainly came to the wrong place for that.