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Fundraiser in Westport For Senator Hillary Clinton To Bring Cast Of Characters

Wouldn't you like to be a fly on the wall... It has been reported that a few well known "Hill's Angels" (FriendsofHillary.com) will be attending a $1,000 per-person fundraiser in Westport on April 3.

For openers - Mort Zuckerman and Patricia Duff will be there. Both received recognition from New Yorker Magazine as the "50 Sexiest New Yorkers.
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Follow this... Patricia Duff, once married to Ron Perelman, dated Mort Zuckerman and former Senator Bob Torricelli. Later, she dated Sam Waksal. Now, we recently learned Sam Waksal dated Alexis Stewart, daughter of Martha Stewart. In fact, Alexis introduced her mother to Sam. No, we don't think Martha will be attending.

Hmm, I wonder if Bubba has been invited. Especially after viewing this arresting snap of Patricia's ample charms.