Photo funnies!

Being a donk candidate apparently means you have to put a powerful liplock on your spouse in public. Hmmm, Big Weird Al's aim was better.

It also means you have to star in your own hootenanny. Dang, that's scary. And sorry Lurch, but Bubba's sax was cooler.

And if you're John Kerry it means you will toss off salutes to the crowd. Hmmm, I wonder if there were any "baby rapers" there?