Monday, February 09, 2004

More "Bring It On" News

Punk the prez? Moby's anti-Bush tricks
One of Sen. John Kerry's celebrity supporters is ready to pull out all the stops to get him elected. Republicans are shrieking over a suggestion by rocker Moby that Democrats spread gossip about President Bush on the Internet.

"No one's talking about how to keep the other side home on Election Day," Moby tells us. "It's a lot easier than you think and it doesn't cost that much. This election can be won by 200,000 votes."

Moby suggests that it's possible to seed doubt among Bush's far-right supporters on the Web.

"You target his natural constituencies," says the Grammy-nominated techno-wizard. "For example, you can go on all the pro-life chat rooms and say you're an outraged right-wing voter and that you know that George Bush drove an ex-girlfriend to an abortion clinic and paid for her to get an abortion.
Did you hear the one about Moby being arrested for "carnal knowledge of a canine"? Taking a look at the little freak, I would have guessed he would prefer a Chihuahua or Dachshund, but apparently he prefers Pugs.

UPDATE: A reader suggests that what little Moby really needs is a nice Google bomb. Since Googling dog humper merely produces comedy doormats, it sounds like there is plenty of opportunity for linking the words dog humper to like this:
<a href="" target="_blank">dog humper</a>
resulting in dog humper. Help ole Moby out and give him a link or two! Or more!

Excuse me while I take care of a small administrative matter: dog humper, dog humper, dog humper, dog humper, dog humper, dog humper, dog humper, dog humper, dog humper, dog humper, dog humper.