Punk the prez? Moby's anti-Bush tricks
One of Sen. John Kerry's celebrity supporters is ready to pull out all the stops to get him elected. Republicans are shrieking over a suggestion by rocker Moby that Democrats spread gossip about President Bush on the Internet.Did you hear the one about Moby being arrested for "carnal knowledge of a canine"? Taking a look at the little freak, I would have guessed he would prefer a Chihuahua or Dachshund, but apparently he prefers Pugs.
"No one's talking about how to keep the other side home on Election Day," Moby tells us. "It's a lot easier than you think and it doesn't cost that much. This election can be won by 200,000 votes."
Moby suggests that it's possible to seed doubt among Bush's far-right supporters on the Web.
"You target his natural constituencies," says the Grammy-nominated techno-wizard. "For example, you can go on all the pro-life chat rooms and say you're an outraged right-wing voter and that you know that George Bush drove an ex-girlfriend to an abortion clinic and paid for her to get an abortion.
UPDATE: A reader suggests that what little Moby really needs is a nice Google bomb. Since Googling dog humper merely produces comedy doormats, it sounds like there is plenty of opportunity for linking the words dog humper to www.moby.com like this:
resulting in dog humper. Help ole Moby out and give him a link or two! Or more!
<a href="http://www.moby.com" target="_blank">dog humper</a>
Excuse me while I take care of a small administrative matter: dog humper, dog humper, dog humper, dog humper, dog humper, dog humper, dog humper, dog humper, dog humper, dog humper, dog humper.