Ruh Oh!

Access Denied:

A LOT of candidates now use the Internet for direct interaction and Web chats with voters, but Sen. Hillary Clinton has a special twist - you have to pay to play. Clinton did a live online chat yesterday, but to participate, you had to first raise $1,000 for her.

Sheesh! Can you imagine an Internet chat with Hillary? That's got to be a real thrill.

On the other hand, it might go like this (naughtiness converted to asterisks):

OnlineHost: Hillary1 has entered the room.
xxxxxxxxxx: Who in here considers themselves a internet Goddess
Ewook2: hi Hillary
OnlineHost: Bobby11283 has left the room.
Hillary1: HI EW!!!
OnlineHost: FH2DaWaves has entered the room.
Ewook2: how so??
xxxxxxxxxx: do you think you are internetically divine?
Hillary1: YES DAMMIT I AM YOR GODDESS!
Bmr10908: Oh hell, not again..
OnlineHost: HEDA911 has entered the room.
Ewook2: sure why not. I can do anything from AOL..
Hillary1: F*** YOU EWOK! I AM GODDESS
Ewook2: Be quite or ill call a guide
xxxxxxxxxx: What would you say if i told you were a clueless loser?
Hillary1: F*** A GIUDE, ILL GIUDE MY FOOT UP HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!
Guide XXX: Hillary1: profanity is a violation of AOl's Terms of Service
Guide XXX: please stop NOW and review them at KEYWORD: TOS
Hillary1: HEY GIUDE WHY DON'T YOU S*** BUBBA'S PENIS AT KEYWORD: DICK?????
xxxxxxxxxx: Hahahha. Guess she told you Mr. Guidey-Poo?
Guide XXX: xxxxxxxxx, you don't need to contribute to this discussion.
OnlineHost: Hillary1 has left the room.
Ewook2: I am an intrnet Goddess man. I know some good warez sites
Ewook2: ooops. didn't see that Guide in here.
xxxxxxxxxx: Damn guide, you punted her rather quickly. getting good with
xxxxxxxxxx: that thing or something?
Guide XXX: :) listen carefully and you'll hear her land..
xxxxxxxxxx: *plop* Would you TOS me if i wanted you to, for no reason?
Guide XXX: LOL, why would you want to be TOSsed?
xxxxxxxxxx: I've been spending too much money on the Clintons, if you TOS me, then
xxxxxxxxxx: I can hack on and save lots of money.
Guide XXX: LOL. AOL is virtually hackproof now, you know.
xxxxxxxxxx: Yeah, and cascade gets dishes virtually spotless, but there's
xxxxxxxxxx: a smudge on this dish...
Guide XXX: I wouldn't recommend trying it. If you were caught, you'd be banned
Guide XXX: from the Clinton's presence forever, what would you do then?
xxxxxxxxx: Retire on the money i saved, probably.
Ewook2: Hey xxxxxxxxx. let's go private
xxxxxxxxx: nah, I don't do that on the first date, man. sorry.
Guide XXX: Well, you guys be good and page me if you have any more trouble!

Zzzzzz.

Sorry, it ain't worth a grand. (And apologies to America Offline.)