Thursday, October 30, 2003

Democrats Shake Their Booty

It must be jelly because jam don't shake like that! Or maybe it's cottage cheese.

There's a competition for the best line. Is it:
The aim is to make politics sexy for the 18-to-34 crowd, not in a "Sir, the girl is here with the pizza" way, but in a smart, leggy, sassy way.
or is it:
Outside on the sidewalk, Richard Strauss, 34, a former Clinton staffer, reflects wistfully on Da Man. "I'm longing for him," he says.
or maybe:
She's standing with Mario Diab, 28, who's Lebanese. He can't vote, "but I love him," he says, and he means Clinton.
Ruh Oh! Bubba better be careful who's under his desk!

(Hat tip: FR for the link and the juxtaposition of the infamous animated Hillary bathing suit photo.)