Ewwwwww!
Matthew at A Fearful Symmetry reveals The Kiss Worth Missing. Apparently at the MTV Music Awards, in a scripted spontaneous moment, that skank Madonna put a heavy duty lip lock on Britney Spears and then Christina Aguilera. I'm so shocked!

Actually, I mostly hope they don't tell Al Gore and Tipper or who knows what we'll see at the next Democrat convention.