West Wing Alert! (sorta)
From Rich Acello, The "West Wing" Defends America:

It's a beautiful day in Washington. President Martin Sheen is reflecting on his recent appointment of Barbra Streisand to the Supreme Court, while thumbing through Bill Clinton's memoir, "How I Won the War Against Terror and Still Found Time to Play Twister."

Suddenly, a knock at the door. An aide enters.

Aide: Sorry to interrupt, sir, but a bomb has blown up New York City. Looks like it might be the work of Middle Eastern terrorist extremists!

Pres. Sheen: In all fairness, we don't actually know if it was Middle Eastern terrorists, do we? I mean, the bomb didn't actually say "Made in Iraq" or "Greetings from Osama" on it, did it?

Aide: Gee, sir, you're right.

Pres. Sheen: Call a meeting of the United Nations immediately. We'll draft a resolution. Remember that Beatles song, "Say, you want a resolution, we all want to save the world?"

Aide: Yes, sir, but there might be a logistical problem, since the U.N is in New York, and ....

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