James Taranto has the following gem:
"Spiritualist" Deepak Chopra on how to resolve the Iraq crisis: "The creative solution now would be to get the Pope, the Dalai Lama, celebrities and a few who have a voice all over the world to sit and act as human shields so we can avoid a lot of death and destruction. I would love to go with them."I'm willing to give the Pope and Dalai Lama a pass, but Deepak, please round up the celebrities and hit the road to Baghdad now! Before it's too late!
I'm so excited! I can hardly wait for the next episode where Deepak visits Uday and meets Mr. Thumbscrew, Mr. Red Hot Poker, and Mr. Nutcracker!