Gosh, I missed it!

Last week, I mentioned the return of the naked wingnut protest, but living amongst country folks, we don't actually get to see much of that around here unless some goober has been sampling the corn squeezins'. Not worry, though - Zombietime provides photos from the WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE 2006 IN SAN FRANCISCO. Warning: definitely not safe for work and a lot of other places too, but I am entranced by the idea of painting "Re-elect Gore" on my butt. Or a toilet seat.

Today's Hoot!

Tim Blair wasn't impressed by the news that Prince Albert Gore and Princess Tipper have been "carbon neutral" for two years:

You know, a few decades back, Ted Kennedy helped Mary Jo Kopechne become carbon-negative. These people just never stop caring.

I wonder when Al and Tipper will start working on manure neutral?

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Potfry stuns with Illegal American Immigrants Protest in Mexico:

Inspired by the large scale immigration protests in the United States, all 13 illegal American immigrants in Mexico marched on Mexico City yesterday, demanding that they be granted citizenship, that their contributions to Mexican society be recognized, and that locals stop calling them “those silly gringos.”

Carrying signs that said, “I’m not sure how I got here but I want to stay”, “Gringos are Here- Deal With It,” and “Have you seen my Passport?” the 13 illegal immigrants marched in single file through downtown Mexico City, chanting, “No tacos, no peace.”

John Murtha, the sleazoid who would be majority leader

Story here and a brief history of Sleazy John here. Kids, can you say "so low that ants piss on him"? I knew you could!

It's been a long dry spell

Powerline amuses with Return of the Nude Protest:

A few years ago there was a worldwide epidemic of nude protests. Those with strong feelings about everything from war to fox-hunting experienced an unaccountable urge to disrobe so as to call attention to their favorite cause. I guess that was the idea. Anyway, in our scruffier early days we enjoyed covering and commenting on such protests.

We're still scruffy here at the Store, although we can't help but wish for a higher physical standard amongst the nude moonbats.

For a while they seemed to die out. But now, we are about to experience the Return of the Naked Protest...

Hit the link for more, but it features nude bicycle riders protesting international oil consumption as told to a journal called "Redeye." Hmm, that reminds me - I wonder if the bike riders believe in seats? Don't get anything important caught in the spokes, kids!

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Scrappleface - Democrats Vow to Fight On After Zarqawi Loss:

As Blackberry devices and cell phones on Capitol Hill hummed with news of the death of terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi yesterday, Congressional Democrats vowed that despite the loss they would fight on in “the war on the war on terror.”

“Zarqawi will be missed because he put a human face on the futility of the illegal U.S. occupation of Iraq,” said one unnamed lawmaker, who assured a reporter that “Democrats are still optimistic. We’re still looking for the silver lining.”

Rep. John Murtha, D-PA, a former Marine and vocal critic of the military occupation of Iraq, immediately denounced “the Zarqawi massacre” and suggested that the F-16 pilot who dropped the bombs had snapped under pressure and murdered the al Qaeda leader “in cold blood.”

Never forget that the wingnuts in charge of the Democrat party support the troops. Just don't ask 'em which troops.

Ya gotta love it!

Counterterrorism Blog:

In fact, a few hours ago, while an Al Jazeera journalist was interviewing Abu Kadama, Zarqawi's brother-in-law in Zarqa, Jordan, the broadcast was suddenly interrupted, most probably by Jordan. Because when the journalist came back on the air, he said that Abu Kadama had just been arrested by Jordanian services. Then a second sudden interruption occured, and when the Al Jazeera anchor appeared, he announced that his journalist colleague had also been arrested by Jordan.

Don't forget the terrorists employed by the AP or al-Reuters! Not to mention the enablers.

They don't get any smarter, do they?

Dog Feces Left at Congresswoman's Office:

Republican U.S. Rep. Marilyn Musgrave's re-election campaign was already heated, and it just got smelly as well: Her staff accused a Democratic activist Thursday of leaving an envelope full of dog feces at Musgrave's Greeley office.

Musgrave spokeswoman Shaun Kenney said someone stuffed the envelope through the mail slot in the door on May 31 and then sped away in a car.

Par for the course when dealing with "the party of the people", but wait, there's more!

Kenney said most of the preprinted return address was blacked out, but staffers used the nine-digit ZIP code to trace it to Kathleen Ensz, a Weld County Democratic volunteer.

Ensz told The Associated Press she left the envelope at Musgrave's office but said it "wasn't in the office doors, it was in the foyer." Asked what she meant by the act, she declined comment.

It turns out Kathleen is "vice chairwoman of a state Senate district committee for the county Democratic Party." Apparently having an IQ that doesn't challenge room temperature with the air conditioning on is no impediment, but then that's the way it's been ever since the wingnuts took over the party.

Another grease spot on the highway of life

Video of al-Zarqawi earning his 72 raisins.

Congressman Jack Kingston (via RWN):

One of the most brutal, heinous, and horrendous terrorists was killed last night when the U.S. Armed Forces delivered 500-pounds of justice to Iraq’s ‘Prince of Al-Qaeda’ on behalf of Nicholas Berg, Jack Armstrong, Ken Bigley, Jack Hensley and the thousands of others who were beheaded, tortured, and killed by Al-Zarqawi and his henchmen.

Actually, it was a double tap, so he got 1,000 pounds of justice.

Today's Hoot!

Steve:

"Now he'll be a martyr." We're supposed to kill all our enemies except Muslims, because Muslims become martyrs. And martyrs have super powers. I guess. Personally, I think we should make all of our enemies martyrs. Seems to work real well.