Monday, August 05, 2002

Snooze Alert!
The United Nations wants you to know that UNICEF goodwill ambassador Mia Farrow heads to Angola to spotlight challenges:
The United Nations Children's Fund (UNICEF) today announced that actress Mia Farrow, a Goodwill Ambassador for the agency, will begin a one-week tour of Angola on Monday to spotlight the dramatic challenges and opportunities facing the country as it emerges from nearly three decades of war.
Does anybody in Angola have the faintest idea who Mia Farrow is? Does anybody anywhere care what she thinks about world affairs?
UNICEF Executive Director Carol Bellamy stressed that the international community must not avert its attention from Angola. "Mia's visit is a way to help show the world that Angola is at peace, Angola has new hope, and that Angola not only needs but deserves our support."
Translation: send cash. Unmarked small bills are preferred.

Sunday, August 04, 2002

Brainiac Alert!
According to the Telegraph, "Tom Paulin, the poet and lecturer, has complained that the controversy over his remarks that American-born settlers in Israel should be shot dead have left him feeling 'like a leper'."
I'm Shocked!
Brian Carnell's Corruption/Famine chart is worth a look. Third World Mercedes dealers will be chagrined. (Link via InstaPundit).
Tin Foil Cynthia Alert
Jim Wooten in an opinion piece from the AJC, tells how Republicans can help boot McKinney, by voting against her in the Democratic primary:
Republicans in DeKalb County's 4th Congressional District do not matter. They don't count. They're there, but as filler.

In congressional races, their perdition for the next 10 years is to be represented by a liberal Democrat. They can vent, write letters, pout or drop out, but in redistricting Democrats guaranteed that the 4th District of Georgia will send a Democrat, certainly a liberal and most likely a black, to Congress. Get used to marginalization.

That said, they don't really have to put up with a liberal Democrat who's also contemptuous of them, who concocts fantasies about the president starting wars to enrich his friends.

While they don't matter in November, they can matter in August.

...

They could matter in the 4th Congressional District race in the Democratic primary, where incumbent U.S. Rep. Cynthia McKinney is being challenged by Judge Denise Majette. A poll last week by an Internet political news service, Marketing Workshop, reveals a race far closer than pundits suspected. The two are neck-and-neck -- a sure indication that serious race-baiting is in the cards, irrespective of the fact that both are black and philosophically compatible. McKinney will go incendiary, a tactic that usually works.

That was a factor in keeping the more moderate former DeKalb CEO Liane Levetan from challenging, fearing that a race would deteriorate into anti-Semitism and harm black-Jewish relations, as in the 1996 campaign against John Mitnick, whom McKinney's father called a "racist Jew."

...

Republicans in November have no chance of electing a conservative in the 4th District race. Democrats in the General Assembly have stacked the deck. But they can choose the more moderate of the liberal Democrats.
A consumation devoutly to be wished.
When Leftists Fall Out
Amazingly, the LA Times provides a detailed slapdown of Doris Kearns Goodwin and her plagiarism addiction. Her whine:
In her own mind, Goodwin was not--is not--a plagiarist. She takes pains to avoid the very word, referring to the McTaggart business as "that mistake" or "this thing I have done" or simply "it." In an interview, the only time she uttered the word "plagiarism" was to deny committing it in the Kennedy book: "You know, at the time the book was written, it absolutely required intent to deceive in order to be plagiarism. And no one is claiming that. No one is claiming that there was any intent."

Her defense has been that she was guilty only of a "mechanical breakdown," a misdemeanor of sloppy footnoting and subpar paraphrasing in what was her first attempt at a major history. She also maintains that after the Kennedy book, her methodology was cleaned up, so that when it came to "No Ordinary Time," her Pulitzer-winning history of Eleanor and Franklin D. Roosevelt in wartime, "things got checked. We knew. We'd been through this."

Nonetheless, an examination of that book against a handful of the hundreds of texts listed in the bibliography did turn up instances of what appear to be parallel language usage and similarly constructed sentences.
She's a legend in her own mind. There's also an interesting profile of plagiarists as a group:
Cases where plagiarism is alleged--whether they eventually prove out or not--tend to unfold along uncannily similar lines. Accused plagiarists, for example, as Thomas Mallon and others have noted, often are writers who have not been shy about accusing others of the offense. And when caught, they almost always fall back first on a defense of sloppy notetaking.

"Plagiarists," Mallon observed in his 1989 book, "take refuge in their notebooks with roughly the same frequency that scoundrels wrap themselves in the flag."

Should the notebook gambit fail, the accused will duck behind his or her footnotes, protesting that it would be ludicrous to credit a book and then crib from it; that would be giving the game away.

"As it develops," the late Peter Shaw, an English professor at Stony Brook University, wrote in a 1982 paper for the academic journal American Scholar, "giving the game away proves to be the rule rather than the exception among plagiarists. Both in the commission of the original act and in the fantastic excuses that follow it, plagiarism is often calculated above all to result in detection."

Shaw found similarities between plagiarists and kleptomaniacs. The pattern, he wrote, "begins with the plagiarist's act of stealing material of the sort that his talent and intelligence would appear to make unnecessary for him. There follows his strewing of clues to bring about detection. After detection, the plagiarist offers excuses that testify to the unconscious motivation of his original act, though ordinarily without acknowledging either its breach of ethics or its obvious self-destructiveness."

Recidivism also appears to be part of the package. Plagiarism, Mallon found, "is something people may do for a variety of reasons but almost always something they do more than once."
Doris fits the profile perfectly. Bzzzzt, game over.
Union Fatcat Alert
The NY Post editorializes:
What's more important: the nation's security - or union privileges?

If you said "security," then you are obviously not a Senate Democrat.

President Bush drew a line in the sand recently when he all but threatened to veto his own Department of Homeland Security (DHS) legislation because the Senate padded it with union payoffs.

Good for him.
Still waiting for the NY Times to express the opposite point of view via a "news" story. Actually they probably have. I don't spend much time checking out Howell Raines in Wonderland.
Caution! Euroweenies at Work!
The Observer weighs in with Driver fury over Euro cycle laws:
A furious row is set to erupt between Britain and Europe over proposed legislation to make car drivers responsible for all accidents involving cyclists - even when the bike rider has broken the law and is in the wrong.

To the delight of cyclists and the dismay of drivers, a European law is being planned to force motorists to pay compensation and damages in all accidents with cyclists. The measure will put car insurance premiums up by an average £50.
The Eurocrats must stay up late at night thinking of this stuff.
Bubba Alert!
Just Make the Check Out to the Clinton Library:
Former president Bill Clinton has his vices, but he's not known as a gambler. So what's he doing hanging around the Mohegan Sun casino in Connecticut?

When Clinton was president, he signed legislation declaring the Mohegans of Connecticut a federally recognized American Indian tribe. That qualified them to run a gambling casino.

In June he popped over to the casino to receive an award. Clinton insisted he received no appearance fee, although he usually doesn't go anywhere these days until the check is in the mail.

Turns out that before Clinton accepted the invitation, the casino smoothed the way by donating $250,000 to Clinton's cash-strapped library in Little Rock.
Ah, Bubba! Still the sly fox. I guess it depends on what the definition of "appearance fee" is.
Can't Tell the Players Without a Scorecard
From Anchorage:
The municipal Health and Human Services Department is teaming up with the Cook Inlet Tribal Council to get help for the city's chronic inebriates.

It is called the "Pathways to Sobriety" project.

The program was announced today at the Ernie Turner Alcohol Treatment center in midtown.

The plan is to hire two treatment councilors that will work out of the transfer station where the city takes inebriates to sober up.
Are inebriates like drunks?
Yawn!
Skating results may be tossed:
There could be even more changes in figure skating results from the Salt Lake City Olympics. They might even be thrown out.

Two top IOC officials on Friday left open the possibility of changing final scores in pairs and ice dancing from the Games, depending on the investigation into an alleged vote-swapping deal orchestrated by a reputed Russian mobster.
If it involves costumes or background music, it isn't a sport.