It looks like goofy David Paterson is going to appoint goofy Caroline Kennedy to replace the maleficent Hillary Clinton in the US Senate. Now I don't mind that Caroline has never done anything but live graciously on the ample trust fund provided by her robber baron grandfather, but you know, every time she opens her mouth my estimate of her IQ goes down a point and is now nearing negative territory. Barabara Boxer better look out - Caroline is going to be fierce competition for the coveted dumbest Senator award which Babs has had locked up for years after toppling long time favorite Maria Cantwell.
Still, I shouldn't complain since Caroline is sure to be a source of endless hilarity. The apparently senile Ed Koch says Caroline will be a great Senator because it is in her genes. I guess that means she will get drunk a lot and assault women. I just hope they'll remember not to take a ride in her car!