Thursday, February 08, 2007

I think I'll start a church!

Heck, why not? I've always wanted folks to call me "the Rev." Since, unlike today's mainstream Protestant denominations, I'd want the church to stand for something, I worked long and hard and came up with the following precepts:

We believe in the following 12 precepts and covenantal statements. These White Ethics must be taught and exemplified in homes, churches, nurseries and schools, wherever Whites are gathered. They must reflect on the following concepts:
  1. Commitment to God
  2. Commitment to the White Community
  3. Commitment to the White Family
  4. Dedication to the Pursuit of Education
  5. Dedication to the Pursuit of Excellence
  6. Adherence to the White Work Ethic
  7. Commitment to Self-Discipline and Self-Respect
  8. Disavowal of the Pursuit of "Middleclassness"
  9. Pledge to make the fruits of all developing and acquired skills available to the White Community
  10. Pledge to Allocate Regularly, a Portion of Personal Resources for Strengthening and Supporting White Institutions
  11. Pledge allegiance to all White leadership who espouse and embrace the White Value System
  12. Personal commitment to embracement of the White Value System.
What's that you say? You think these are too edgy? Sound a little racist, maybe? The "disavowal of Middleclassness" seems a bit like the more fervent Nazis in 1930's Germany? Well, I'll have you know that I merely borrowed these tenets from Barack Hussein Obama's church, the Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago and changed all the "Black" to "White" so it's got to be OK. Of course, ole Barack doesn't have to worry about disavowing Middleclassness since in addition to his Senator's salary and perks, his wife hauls down over 300 grand as a community liaison expert.

(Hat tip: Brothers Judd)

Update - Darn, I see that someone on Free Republic wants to use the same list for the Senator Byrd Recognition Committee. That's OK, we can share.