I wish I had me some of that there Global Warming 'bout now

I don't know about where you are, but here in the South land temperatures are twenty degrees below normal and as I found out this morning when I was down on the lower forty, that's right cold. Since the Global Warming neurotics get their panties in a knot every time there's a hot spell or a rain storm I wonder how they can account for it. I suspect that they'd say it was Global Warming too and that I'd recognize that if only I were a mite more "sophistercated." Does this mean that Al Gore will show up and break wind?