Friday, March 03, 2006

Is it time yet to put Jimmy Carter in the home?

Jimmy Carter: Nut:
We've been following the proposed United Nations Human Rights Council to take the place of the disgraced and disgraceful United Nations Human Rights Commission. Last week Ambassador Bolton took a leaf from the Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" and pronounced the proposed new Council the same as the old Commission. This week Secretary Rice confirmed that the United States opposed the new Council.

Just one problem. The New York Sun reports that Jimmy Carter had personaly promised the ambassadors from Egypt, Pakistan, and Cuba that the Council was a done deal.
No problem at all - just tell Jimmy he can run the shuffleboard tournament at the home.