Bras gone wild!

Just in time for Spring Break:

After years of reminding blokes that "our eyes are up here," someone's gone and invented a bra that seems to say "but my breasts are down here." In fact, since it's got LED lights mounted along the decolletage, it can say that quite literally, if you'd like it to.

Actually, it's one of those pesky performance art deals where the artistes figured to cash in on replicating it at $500+ per copy. My only question is whether it will short out in a wet t-shirt contest! If you aren't worried about shocks, they have other light up duds too.