Monday, February 20, 2006

This just in - Hugo Chavez says he's not gay!

Hugo Chavez once again says he's not gay!

Everyone's favorite macho nacho man, Hugo Chavez, had another hissy fit yesterday:
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez launched a new verbal attack against US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, bluntly warning her "don't mess with me, girl."
He promised a nasty slap fight if there was any more dissing of his fashion sense.