Thursday, February 16, 2006

News you can use!

Unlucky in love? Try Pherotones:
Those readers who are currently between romantic liasons and are having trouble kick-starting their love lives may be interested in a quite astounding scientific breakthrough which allows the humble mobile phone to become a potent weapon of lurv.

Yes indeed, hot from Denmark come Pherotones - powerfully aphrodisiac melodies described as "the ringtone secret that can make you irresistible to the opposite sex".
I'm a tad suspicious though, particularly after reading that
Pherotones were discovered by Myra Vanderhood, a world-traveled intimacy expert. Vanderhood studied human sexuality, sexual physiology and interpersonal psychology at the university level for over 12 years. During that time, Vanderhood also conducted rigorous fieldwork, observing and experiencing first hand the sexual practices of cultures around the world.
Dr. Myra Vanderhood is pleased to announce that she is awarding a “CITIZEN SCIENTIST” research grant in the amount of $6900.69. This grant will be bestowed upon the best documentation of video evidence that supports Dr. Vanderhood’s groundbreaking research.
Sample video here. Hmm, don't tell Hollywood or they'll make a movie out of that one.