"General, this is Prime Minister Dithers," begins the PM. "Prime minister of Canada, the fly-over country? Northern neighbour? Under NORAD's missile shield, but not part of it?"Just call him the macho man. More by following the link.
"Good morning, sir. Nice to have you not with us."
"This is a courtesy call," Dithers explains. "Just in case anyone at NORAD headquarters wondered about the new rules? What to do if a missile is sighted in Canadian air space?"
"Not to joke prime minister, but if a missile is sighted, I think it's wham bam thank you ma'am. We're pretty much autopilot down here."
"That's why I'm calling," Dithers explains. "We're out of the loop! Canadian air space is a sacred trust. Sacred to me, sacred to my caucus. I've got this big leadership gathering coming up and honestly, I can't leave the missile shield issue on the table. I've seen bad poll numbers. It's time to butch it up."
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
More Paul Martin Fun
I had my laugh at the expense of Canadian PM Paul Martin already, now Gary Dunford has a whack in PM confused - in general:
