Today's Hoot!

I couldn't have put it better myself

Sometimes you come across a single opening line in a newspaper article that's just so perfect you simply have to pass it on to the rest of the world.

Only five days into an experiment with reality, Germaine Greer has declared herself beaten.

Yes folks, it's a battle of wits in the Big Brother house, and Australia's very own crazy old aunt in the attic is, as usual, completely unarmed.

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