Oh, the horror!

Imre Salusinszky has some fun with the usual suspects - Collapse of Australian democracy turns the refugee tide:

However, Mr Annan warned last night the real tragedy was yet to come – in the form of a refugee crisis as Australia's artists, intellectuals and public broadcasters flee their totalitarian nation in fear of persecution.

Although there are fewer than 5000 of these people, Mr Annan said "the degree of public funding required to support them would bankrupt almost any nation".

The Hagfish (AKA Phillip Adams) and Margo make an appearance.