Monday, October 11, 2004

Now there's a plan!

Kerry Says Do-Not-Terrorize List Would End Nuisance:
Democrat presidential candidate John Forbes Kerry today announced the details of his plan to completely eliminate the nuisance of terrorism.

"I have a plan," said Mr. Kerry, "to create a do-not-terrorize list that Americans could sign up for on the internet. And if any terrorist would flout the law and attack someone whose name is on the list, he and his terror cell would be slammed with a $1,000 fine for each person killed and $500 for each injured survivor."
The Democrat said his plan "hits Al Qaeda in the pocketbook where it hurts the most."
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