Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Today's Hoot!

Kerry Team Lines Up Witnesses to Senate Career:
The Kerry campaign ratcheted up its defense of the Democrat's Senate record today, producing several U.S. Senators to attest to John Forbes Kerry's presence during actual senate sessions.
"I distinctly remember seeing John Kerry in the senate chambers on Christmas eve," said the unnamed senator. "That picture of him working through the Christmas break is seared....seared in my memory. He gave no thought to himself. His devotion was to the common people whom he served with valor."
It's ScrappleFace, of course.

Was Lurch actually in the Senate? I thought he was in Vietnam right up to the convention!