Is that snoring I hear? Prince Albert is now running his own TV network. And what a mission statement!
Instead, Gore said, the network will be "an independent voice in this industry," with programming targeted at 18- to 34-year-olds "who want to learn about the world in a voice they recognize and a view they recognize as their own."Heck, I'm embarrassed by the covers of the "women's mags" at the grocery store checkout, much more the Big O.
International Man of Mystery Update:
Meanwhile, Bush used Day Two of his Midwest bus tour to joke that Kerry's claim that unnamed foreign leaders are supporting him could be a "case of mistaken identity."The Hollyweirdos left their wallets at home.
Kerry once claimed that he could have met the unnamed leaders in a city eatery.
"Just because somebody has an accent and a nice suit and a good table at a fancy restaurant in New York, doesn't make them a foreign leader," Bush joked.
Would be California Assemblyman Oscar Gutierrez is holding a Cinco De Mayo "Flip Flops for the FLIPPER" rally today. It'll take a big man to fill those flip flops.