Wednesday, May 05, 2004

So much to blog, so little time!

Note for the record: Wannabe Emperor Kofi I is personally in charge of the UNSCAM coverup.

Is that snoring I hear? Prince Albert is now running his own TV network. And what a mission statement!
Instead, Gore said, the network will be "an independent voice in this industry," with programming targeted at 18- to 34-year-olds "who want to learn about the world in a voice they recognize and a view they recognize as their own."
Heck, I'm embarrassed by the covers of the "women's mags" at the grocery store checkout, much more the Big O.

International Man of Mystery Update:
Meanwhile, Bush used Day Two of his Midwest bus tour to joke that Kerry's claim that unnamed foreign leaders are supporting him could be a "case of mistaken identity."

Kerry once claimed that he could have met the unnamed leaders in a city eatery.

"Just because somebody has an accent and a nice suit and a good table at a fancy restaurant in New York, doesn't make them a foreign leader," Bush joked.
The Hollyweirdos left their wallets at home.

Would be California Assemblyman Oscar Gutierrez is holding a Cinco De Mayo "Flip Flops for the FLIPPER" rally today. It'll take a big man to fill those flip flops.