Pop quiz time!

Judith Weizner has a Qualifying Test for Democratic Vice-Presidential Hopefuls. Some sample questions:

I) What is the biggest problem facing the country today?

1. SUV's
2. The high price of Prozac
3. Talk radio
4. Terrorism

II) How would you repair our relationship with France?

1. Appoint Dominique de Villepin to investigate the Oil-for-Food program
2. Give a $92,000. tax credit to every American over 21 who buys a case of Lafite Rothschild 1986
3. Require French sub-titles on all films shown in the US
4. Why bother?

III) How would you safeguard the country from terrorist attacks?

1. Apologize to al-Qaeda for 9-11 and mean it
2. Ask the UN to provide peacekeeping forces in New York, LA and Chicago
3. Stop humiliating Muslims with exaggerated security precautions
4. Make an example of Fallujah

No looking at the other kids' papers!