Thursday, January 22, 2004

Dismal News for Comedy Fans!

Kerry takes lead in NH, new Herald poll shows
Sen. John F. Kerry has catapulted into a 10-point New Hampshire lead six days before the nation's first primary, bouncing out of Iowa and over longtime frontrunner Howard Dean, according to a new Boston Herald poll.
I know that Iowa and New Hampshire are just two rather small states, but where's MoveOn.org and George Soros and the rest of SPECTRE? How could they let this happen?

And what could happen to turn this around? Other than the French guy's wacky wife catching him entertaining four Hooters girls in a hot tub, the best thing would be a independent candidate. At one point Howie threatened to go independent if he didn't get the nomination - that would be fun indeed. And there's always Ralph Nader who is claiming he will make up his mind in "three weeks", although I still haven't figured out why he doesn't want to run as a Green anymore. I just don't know - it seems like there is a real fun shortage developing.