You can't make this stuff up!

Kucinich Woos Hip Hoppers -- 'Yo, I Love This Fool'. Good description.

And then there's Helping Hand:

Bill Clinton helped Alan Colmes on his upcoming book, "Red, White, and Liberal" (ReganBooks), after Colmes sent him the chapter titled "Bill Clinton, Our Greatest President."

Sick sacks are in the seat back pocket.

Colmes' book also features chapters entitled "Jesus Was a Liberal" and "Conservatives Are Downright Mean."

Hmm, sounds damn erudite.