It's the first internet campaign! But Mayor Daley would be proud.

(Via LGF) You know the mantra, selfless young idealists spreading the good word. Only it's not quite what it seems:

Dean has done other things to maximize his online fundraising punch, like reinvesting money into expanding donor lists and paying “bloggers” or professional Internet surfers to keep the enthusiasm up on his website.

Actually, Mayor Daley's boys would only give derelicts a pack of smokes for a vote. This is more like shills in a pump and dump stock scam planting rumors in internet chat rooms. Naughty, naughty!

Hmmm! Blogging for bucks? And professional internet surfing?

Hold on a sec there, hoss! I just want to let everyone know that I have come to my senses (politically speaking that is) and am now supporting Howie for President!