Aromatic hot air alert!
New Zealand to tax cattle flatulence:

New Zealand farmers are angry after the government announced plans to tax the flatulence of their livestock.

Farmers face a levy of up to 25p a head on cattle and 3p on each sheep as part of the government's policy to combat global warming.

I wonder how much they would charge for Michael Moore?

The government will spend the tax it collects from the flatulent animals on researching ways to make them less windy.

All together now! BEANO!