She's Toast
Cynthia "Moonbeam" McKinney was shown the garage door by primary voters in the 4th Congressional District in Georgia. Don't let it hit you on the butt on the way out, Cynthia!

In related news, there was a mini-riot at Cynthia's headquarters when "homeless campaign workers" from Rent-A-Mob became afraid that they would not be paid for intimidating voters outside polling places. And even better, Cynthia's racist father, State Rep. "Billy" McKinney was forced into a runoff when he failed to get a majority of the votes in his primary. With any luck, he'll be toast soon too.

And Cynthia, don't worry! I'm sure Prince Alwaleed bin Talal has a spot for you in his harem. Maybe Billy too as one of the eunuchs.