Come on Down!
Richard Littlejohn lets us know about Welcome to Londonistan, capital of hate. It seems the verminous ones are planning a pro Osama bin Laden rally in Trafalgar Square this Sunday.

So why would any decent Muslim object to the police preventing a rally by disciples of an insane, bloodthirsty, racist mass- murderer?

The answer is: they wouldn't, not according to Inayat Bunglawala, of The Muslim Council of Britain. So why is this disgusting carnival of race hate being allowed to take place?

The Met argue that their hands are tied. The evidence simply isn't there. Have they examined the website of Al-Muhajiroun, the organisation behind the rally?

It celebrates the September 11 attacks and wallows in the blood of the victims.

It peddles hatred against Israel and the West and calls on all Muslims to support jihad - holy war.

What about some of the main players like Captain Hook, from Finsbury Park and self-styled "sheikh" Omar Bakri Mohammed?

They make no secret of their venom against Jews and Christianity. Last week leaders of Al-Muhajiroun warned Britain to expect September 11-style attacks.

If it walks like a terrorist and talks like a terrorist, it's a terrorist.

There is a case for revoking their British citizenships. Yet the police continue to argue that their activities are within the law.

I have some sympathy with Scotland Yard. If they gave Captain Hook a tug or tried to kick Sheik Rattle 'n' Roll out of the country the "human rights" gang would be all over them, no doubt with the Wicked Witch leading the posse with the scent of a legal aid bounty in her nostrils.

But they could have applied to Home Secretary David Blunkett for a banning order. And didn't. Why not? Why is Muslim extremism above the law?

Any half-competent brief could make a case against Captain Hook and his cronies for incitement to racial hatred. What about behaviour likely to cause a breach of the peace?

This is, after all, a country in which Annie Robinson can be investigated for taking a mild pop at the Welsh, the editor of a giveaway shopping sheet is threatened with prosecution for racism for re-publishing my spoof "Asylum!" gameshow and a nurses' leader can lose her job over the innocent use of the "N" word.

If you haven't seen Littlejohn's "Asylum" created after some Afghans hijacked a plane to London, demanded asylum, and were given the red carpet treatment, have a look:

Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of 'ASYLUM'. Today's programme features another chance to take part in our exciting competition: Hijack an airliner and win a council house! We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor the British Taxpayer. And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet. Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British passport, and you only need one word of English: 'ASYLUM'!.

Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar. No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password: 'ASYLUM'.

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It won't cost you a penny, so play today; it could change your life forever. Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...COME ON DOWN! Get along to the airport, get along to the lorry park, get along to the ferry terminal. Don't stop in Germany or France. Go straight to Britain. And you are guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the softest game on earth. Roll up, roll up my friends for the game that never ends.

Everyone's a winner, when they play 'ASYLUM'.

I wonder when more than a few of the British are going to notice they have a problem?