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Saturday, December 06, 2003 Entertainment News Alert! Riot in Sierra Leone Over Midget No-Show: FREETOWN, Sierra Leone - Thousands of fans rioted at Sierra Leone's national stadium Saturday when authorities substituted two local dwarf comedians for a widely anticipated out-of-town midget duo. Police arrested 30 people, amid damage and dozens of injuries.I'd be cranky too! Sierra Leone's National Stadium was built as a gift from China. The stadium was under repairs for damage from the West African nation's devastating 10-year rebellion, ended in January 2002.Even better. I wonder how many votes Sierra Leone gets in the UN?
Idle hands do the devil's work And no one has more idle hands than the United Nations - WHO wants 'Twinkie tax' to discourage junk foods: The World Health Organization has proposed that nations consider taxing junk foods to encourage people to make healthier food choices, but some groups say that a "Twinkie tax" will be hard to swallow.All the usual suspects are piping up to say that it's a swell idea. Even the critics can't seem to just say that it's none of their damn business. On the other hand, I see a great future for the "Twinkie Deprivation" defense. In related news - Drop That Ashtray!: Where are the New York Civil Liberties Union busybodies when you really need them?Stacked in a back room. But here's a relief - U.N.: Yellowstone no longer 'in danger': The World Heritage Committee has decided to remove its "in danger" designation from Yellowstone National Park. In a lengthy report, the committee "urges the State Party (the United States) to continue to report on Yellowstone's snowmobile phase-out and other efforts to ensure that winter travel facilities respect the protection of the Park, its visitors and its wildlife," and "invites" the United States "to provide to the World Heritage Centre by 1 February 2004, existing recovery plans setting out targets and indicators for the six remaining long-term management issues (mining activities outside the park, threats to bison, threats to cutthroat trout, water-quality issues, road impacts, visitor-use impacts)."All these busybodies give me an urge too.
Friday, December 05, 2003 Suckers! (Via The Corner) 'Trampled' Wal-Mart Shopper Has History Of Injury Claims: ORANGE CITY, Fla. -- A woman reported "trampled" last Friday by Wal-Mart shoppers desperate for $29.87 DVD players has a long history of claiming injuries from Wal-Marts and other businesses where she worked or shopped.Maybe she's just accident prone?
I was wondering about that too Jonathan Adler reports at The Corner - Collusion Memo Fallout: Several conservative groups are planning to file a formal ethics complaint with the Virginia State Bar against Elaine Jones of the NAACP Legal Defense Fund for her role in delying the confirmation of Judge Julia Gibbons to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit, the Washington Times reports. According to internal memos by Democratic Senate Judiciary Committee staff, Ms. Jones sought to delay Gibbons' confirmation so as to effect the outcome of the en banc ruling in the University of Michigan affirmative action case -- a case in which the NAACP Legal Defense Fund was a party.Ethics? What ethics?
A really clever plan Richard Johnson in the NY Post reports that the press is going to be a tad grumpy at the Democrat convention in '04: THE Democrats brought 500 journalists into Boston to check out the media facilities for the party's July presidential convention - but there weren't any. There's barely room in the Fleet Center for the delegates. Dem honchos said the press might have to use a parking lot, giant tents, office buildings or a mix of them all. No one is sure which yet because money is a problem, as the visiting journos learned from a front-page story in yesterday's Boston Herald. (The situation is the opposite in New York, which is doing just fine raising the bucks to host the Republicans next summer.) What's more, insiders say Boston is short of hotel rooms.That's why Terry McAuliffe gets the big bucks I guess. Speaking of which: Instead of showing the nonexistent facilities, the Dems yesterday served up Bush-bashing speeches, endured in stony silence by the press. Boston convention CEO Rod O'Connor even took a swipe at New York, saying: "All indications are that the Republicans have gone to New York to exploit a terrible moment in our history." Of course the Dems also contemplated coming here - and probably should have.It's good to see that the Donks hire the "challenged". Rod O'Connor is hauling down $190,000 for this gig and the runner up for the job, Alice Huffman, is getting $130,000 for a "part-time post chairing the convention committee." In the past, the convention committee chairman has been an unpaid post, Democratic sources said. But Huffman's job comes with a $40,000-a-year scheduler, an $80,000 travel and expense budget - and a $50,000 contingency fund.Indeed.
It's easier to just call 'em wingnuts Charles Krauthammer - Bush Derangement Syndrome: It has been 25 years since I discovered a psychiatric syndrome (for the record: ``Secondary Mania,'' Archives of General Psychiatry, November 1978), and in the interim I haven't been looking for new ones. But it's time to don the white coat again. A plague is abroad in the land.And the rubber room occupancy rates. Until now, Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) had generally struck people with previously compromised intellectual immune systems. Hence its prevalence in Hollywood. Barbra Streisand, for example, wrote her famous September 2002 memo to Dick Gephardt warning that the president was dragging us toward war to satisfy, among the usual corporate malefactors who ``clearly have much to gain if we go to war against Iraq,'' the logging industry -- timber being a major industry in a country that is two-thirds desert.Then there's Hillary and the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Dang, where's my tin foil Stetson?
PR Stunt Snooze Abercrombie & Fitch is at it again - Clothing company withdraws catalogue backing group sex: Putting out a Christmas catalogue stuffed with naked young models having sex is a sure-fire way of attracting attention, which is no doubt what the US retail chain Abercrombie & Fitch was aiming for. But it does seem like an odd way of selling clothes.News their customers can use! And the whole thing seems to be a PR stunt: While conservatives fumed, marketing experts marvelled at the sheer audacity of Abercrombie & Fitch's strategy, which appeared aimed at appealing to the rebel it suspects lurks within its clean-cut, well-mannered teenage customers.Zzzzzz. But there is some criticism from an unexpected source: While groups such as the National Coalition for the Protection of Children and Families have called for a boycott of Abercrombie & Fitch stores for purveying "soft porn", liberal and left-wing groups noted that the naked models were exclusively white and accused the company of continuing a pattern of racial discrimination.Ruh Oh! Now they're in big trouble! Sigh. I'm old enough to remember when Abercrombie & Fitch was an upscale sporting goods store.
And speaking of spam... Everyone is getting in on it! >From: Saddam.Hussein@Baath.org [SMTP: SADDAM.HUSSEIN@BAATH.ORG ]But in New Zealand, they're fighting back - Conman baiting a new net sport: Computer buffs in New Zealand are "baiting" Nigerian fraudsters in a game dubbed the new internet bloodsport.The authorities are warning the kids that this could be dangerous. I haven't heard of any actual physical danger in dealing with these turkeys other than to some folks who actually went to Nigeria. On the other hand, you have to have a lot of time on your hands if this is at the top of the fun list.
Thursday, December 04, 2003 Now we're in real trouble! You may recall that the United Nations is throwing a big shindig next week with 60 "heads of state", 6,000 attendees, and likely dancing girls and elephants to formulate a grand strategy to have the UN control the Internet. While that's a snoozer, the really bad news is that Kofi Annan has discovered spam as a marketing tool.
Wednesday, December 03, 2003 Time to slop the hogs! Fox TV has fun tormenting the farmyard rich chicks The first episode of the new reality television series, broadcast on Tuesday, provoked horror and fascination in US viewers in equal doses. The critics were in shock.Sounds like a new record in the making. Most sympathies appeared to be with the Ledings, who must now put up with the two spoilt brats and their snotty comments for weeks.OK
Where's Poirot when you need him? Mystery Death at the U.N.: The body of Michael Halton, 41, a 16 year veteran of the U.N.'s Safety and Security Service was discovered shortly before noon on Monday.But wait, there's more! Surprisingly, the dead officer had some company.And there's more yet! Officers on the scene were puzzled by what they saw next... The dead officer seemed to have committed suicide. Blood was spotted in the officer's right ear, leading investigators to believe the fatal shot was to his head.If you read this in a book you'd think the author was a twit. Of course at the UN, stranger things happen every day.
The Dynamic Duo of Dunces is back! Yep, it's those crack "intelligence agents", Joe "Sweet Mint Tea" Wilson and "Secret Spouse" Victoria Plame in Whopper of the Week: Joseph Wilson: Comment. Chatterbox spares Plame Whopper status, possibly on grounds of misplaced gallantry. But Plame's extended striptease, enthusiastically touted by her husband, now has Chatterbox wondering how much of Wilson's story to believe. (It also has Chatterbox wondering when the couple will start renting themselves out for birthday parties.) Regardless of the merits, this photograph will surely give the Bush Justice Department whatever slim justification it seeks in dropping its Plamegate investigation.Follow the link for the now infamous picture. And someone please tell Joe his 15 minutes are over. Oh, and send him and the missus a bill for the salaries they bilked out of the taxpayers over the years.
Life in the Academy Tatiana Menaker reveals My Second Marxist Indoctrination: After arriving in the United States with a diploma from Leningrad University (a university with such alumni as Vladimir Lenin, Ayn Rand and President Vladimir Putin), I realized that I had the extremely unmarketable skills of a Marxist-Leninist philosophy professor. Moreover, English was not my strong suit. So I became a staff writer for a Russian newspaper in San Francisco and free-lanced for émigré publications in New York and Los Angeles. Eventually, I decided “To bring my English to the level of my Russian" (as the Russian-born American novelist Vladimir Nabokov quipped) and enrolled at San Francisco State University. I majored in creative writing.I'm sure she found the flowers of freedom blooming, right? Imagine the utter amazement of a refugee from a Communist country, where Marxism was forced on all students, now having to sink in a puddle of socialist propaganda again -- but this time in the middle of an American university!Welcome to America, Tatiana! Lots of heartwarming vignettes by following the link. Here's one: I was especially fascinated by one middle-aged guy who had alcoholism written all over his face, in bathhouse flip-flops revealing dirty overgrown toenails, and with his belongings stuffed in a plastic grocery bag. If I hadn't seen him behind the teacher's desk, I would have mistaken him for one of San Francisco's deranged homeless, lost on the campus having wandered from the neighboring shower program. Instead of his subject, African Studies, he was teaching that America was rich only because it dishonestly made money on rebuilding Europe after WWII. If not for that lucky strike, he argued, this country would be even more terrible than it is now. He never had notes or a clear structure for his lectures; he just improvised on his well-worn, beloved topic of anti-Americanism.They're probably just scared that the old Soviet Union pros would put the American amateurs to shame.
And while I'm thinking about the taxpayers Claudia Bermudez at Chronwatch has an interesting story about hijinks in Nicaragua - "Secretary Powell's Words Cause Chain Reaction in Nicaragua". I won't try to explain the main story which features Daniel Ortega, the Castroite thug and former dictator who still controls the army and the judiciary. Hence: American Ambassador to Nicaragua, Barbara Moore, a lady with a lot of guts, in my opinion, sent a memo to the Supreme Court and accused it of being ''corrupt and politicized.'' The Supreme Court bounced back a memo of its own demanding the U.S. not meddle in their affairs and in Nicaragua's sovereignty.It's always good to know that the US taxpayers have $49 million to spare for Communist thugs.
Isn't he dead yet? Mugabe Envisages Alternative World Order Headed by China: The current world order is "unjust and unsustainable" and needs an alternative headed by communist China, according to Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe.A new global paradigm! My, my! I wonder who 'splained the big words to him. I guess we can be thankful he didn't rope in the Martians. In related news: According to relief groups, at least half of the country's 12.5 million people are affected by widespread food shortages, in part resulting from Mugabe's "land redistribution" scheme.No word on why China would even bother with him. But sooner or later, the US taxpayer will get to clean up the mess.
Tuesday, December 02, 2003 Wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings Prison officer sacked for bin Laden 'insult': A prison officer was sacked for making an allegedly insulting remark about Osama bin Laden two months after the September 11 attacks, an employment tribunal heard yesterday.Hmm, what could he have said about Osama Yomama that was so bad? Goat botherer? Naw, too esoteric. Suggest that he spent considerable time with his cranium inserted in his ventral orifice? Nope, too conventional. Called him a murdering guano guzzler? That's pretty good. So what was it? The Norwich hearing was told that on Nov 15, 2001, he threw some keys into a metal chute at the prison gatehouse. When someone said it sounded as if he had thrown them so hard that they were going through the tray at the bottom of the chute, Mr Rose said: "There's a photo of Osama bin Laden there."Ooooo, Owwwww, Oooo! That's right nasty! Andrew Rogers, the assistant governor, told the tribunal: "I am not sure whether Mr Rose saw the visitors.Andy seems a trifle delicate. Not to mention full of more crap than a Christmas goose. Mr Knight told the tribunal that the prison had a large Asian population, including many Muslims.What planet are these people from?
It just keeps getting better EU nowhere near meeting Kyoto targets : The Kyoto climate change pact looked to be in trouble last night after the European commission warned that 13 of the EU's 15 member states were set to miss their emission reduction targets by a huge margin.Probably from the gas put out by the EU politicians.
It just froze over again! Assembly Votes Down License Law: SACRAMENTO — The Assembly handed Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger his first legislative victory Monday, voting overwhelmingly to overturn a new law that would have given driver's licenses to illegal immigrants.As always with "immigrants rights groups", read illegal alien for immigrant. No word from Nativo on exactly what rights illegal aliens think they have other than a trip to the border. But I'm sure it's a long list.
You really can't make this stuff up! Allah: Allah has just heard the news, kufr, and naturally there is only one question that comes to mind: What are the Jew's books doing being displayed in Egypt? Oho!A nice touch that this was funded via UNESCO.
All the usual asshats Someone left the door unlocked and Crazy Uncle Jimmy got out: Former US President Jimmy Carter unleashed a fierce attack against the Israeli and American governments in his speech at the Geneva Initiative's ceremony in Switzerland.Then Deano piped up: At another town hall meeting, in Manchester, Dean added: "Mr. President, if you'll pardon me, I'll teach you a little about defense."And in related news, Deano met with Jimmy recently to swap a little spit. And share designs for tin foil beanies? Then there's this inspiring note about Her Heinous - Bagram G.I.: Troops Waited While Hillary Chowed Down: New York Sen. Hillary Clinton forced U.S. troops stationed at Bagram air base in Afghanistan to wait for their Thanksgiving dinner last Thursday, while she and her entourage arrived late, then cut in line and were served first.But there is some good news - French Diplomats Stage Worldwide Strike.
Have I got a deal for them! (Via FR) Russia Seeks To Attract Immigrants Since we have a "surplus" of "immigrants", we ought to share the wealth! It's the right thing to do.
Monday, December 01, 2003 Now we know why Howie won't release his records!
Sunday, November 30, 2003 It's the memo, stupid! About That Memo . . . ON THE SURFACE, it might seem like a simple case of media bias. In the November 24, 2003, WEEKLY STANDARD, Stephen F. Hayes summarized and quoted at length a recent, secret Pentagon memo to the Senate Intelligence Committee. The memo laid out--in 50 bullet points, over 16 pages--the relationship between Osama bin Laden's al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein's regime in Iraq. Much of the intelligence in the memo was detailed and appeared to be well-sourced and well-corroborated.How 'bout it people? Time to put the boot in.
For the "You have to be sh*tting me" file Rapist wins his legal fight to stay in Britain A refugee who kidnapped and raped a mother-of-two on Christmas Day has won a legal fight to stay in Britain because deportation would be "against his human rights".Here's the deal: Joel Naitamu, 29, from Kenya, pounced on his 43-year-old victim as she parked her car in east London late on 24 December, 1995. He threatened to stab her, told her that she would die if she screamed, held her captive for three hours and raped her three times.Er, how's that work? He accepted that deportation would contravene Naitamu's "right to respect for private family life", protected by Article 8 of the European Convention.Indeed.
Here's a nice eye opener Betraying the rape victims: When Crown prosecutor Margaret Cunneen and Superintendent Kim McKay addressed a conference on the prevention of violence against women earlier this year, they didn't expect a hostile response from any of the feminists present.Note the presence of the "f" word. After all, they had successfully prosecuted a series of gang rape trials in which the young female victims were degraded like animals. Bilal Skaf's historic 55-year jail sentence last year was their doing. McKay was commander of the gang rape task force Sayda and her nurturing of the victims was crucial. On Thursday, in Cunneen's latest prosecution, a jury found two more men, Pakistan-born Muslims whose names have been suppressed by the court, guilty of the violent gang rapes of two teenage girls in Ashfield last year. Through five such trials, Cunneen has cheerfully endured abuse and death threats from the rapists and their families and she has been the rock and warrior for the victims.Throw the scum in the clink and lose the key. So what's the problem? So when Cunneen and McKay addressed the legal conference in February they were happy to report the good news about rape prosecutions: that the shame has now shifted to where it ought to be - onto the perpetrator, not the victim. It was a theme that should have been welcome but, instead, a "small but vocal group" in the audience angrily asserted that the gang rape cases were "nothing but racist prosecutions", that Skaf would not have received such a long sentence if he hadn't been Lebanese.Sheesh, the usual delusionals have a big sad on. But unfortunately they have friends in high places. There have been attempts to smear as racist, journalists or media outlets which present these facts to the public. In March, the Anti-Discrimination Board published a carefully concocted 123-page smear pamphlet Race For The Headlines, about "moral panic" and "anti-Arab, anti-Muslim" bigotry in the media. It was just one of many attempts by ideologues to diminish the real and lasting suffering of the brave young women who testified in court and ensured that at least some rapists were locked away.But wait, there's more! He cited a case in Auburn in 2001 when two uniformed police officers stopped a suspect car and found stolen property. The three occupants of the car threatened to kill the officers, and "f---" their girlfriends. When the police called for backup, so, too, did the thugs on their mobile phones, summoning 60 associates for battle. The response by police chiefs was to order the officers to retreat. And then, later, when the offenders drove to the police station, intimidating staff, damaging property and "virtually holding a suburban police station hostage," again the police did nothing. "By avoiding all confrontations with these thugs the police gave away the streets in many areas of south-western Sydney," Priest said.I think a more interesting study for the psychologists would be the erstwhile feminists and the perpetual hand wringers who are against rape unless it is committed by certain protected groups.
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